The Official Lobbyist Homepage: REAL ULTIMATE FARA

The Official FARA Webpage

Hi, this site is all about lobbyists, REAL LOBBYISTS. This site is awesome. My name is Val and I can't stop thinking about lobbyists. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Lobbyists are mammals.
2.    Lobbyists fight ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of the lobbyist is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and gear:

Lobbyist Sword Lobbyist Stars

Lobbyist Outfit

Testimonial:

Lobbyists can kill anyone they want! Lobbyists cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this lobbyist who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the lobbyist killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a lobbyist totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that lobbyists have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Lobbyists are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Lobbyists are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love lobbyists with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about lobbyists?
A: Lobbyists are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, lobbyists are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that lobbyists are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, lobbyists can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do lobbyists do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.

CLICK HERE IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET PUMPED!

CHECK OUT MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

http://www.youtube.com/user/RealUltimatePowerVid

(Do not click link if you're a diaper baby and/or afraid of blowing chunks hard.)

Link to me, by cutting and pasting the link box!

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