Lobbyist, Please

Scene 1:     

Lobbyists walk down street to go eat some food.  Lobbyists are all wearing black and looking totally sweet.  There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped.  Then some dude jumps out of nowhere.  The lobbyists start beating this guy's ass bad.  Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one lobbyist pulls out a lobbyist star (lobbyist weapon) and throws it at the dude.  The lobbyist star cuts the guy's head totally off.  The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome.  The lobbyists start flying and everybody starts screaming.  Then the scene ends.

Scene 2:   

A lobbyist is sleeping at his house.  Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song.  Then the lobbyist wakes up super pissed and ready to rock.  The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the lobbyist starts cutting down a building.  When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him.  (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.)  There will be a close up of the dude's feet sticking out from under the building.  The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure.  Then we see that the lobbyist was playing the guitar.  Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and the lobbyist starts wailing ever harder (if that's even possible).  Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.

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-I thought of this script right before bedtime.  I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!